So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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