Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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