Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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