piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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