His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
