I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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