You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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