We named our party play list daddy issues
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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