I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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