ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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