yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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