We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Did I show you my penis last night?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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