so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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