Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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I lost the right to judge tonight
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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