I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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