Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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