we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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