she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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