yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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