I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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