had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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