shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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