I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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