i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
sex in a hospital.. check
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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