matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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