so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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