I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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