Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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