it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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