That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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