her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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