Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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