Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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