The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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