gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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