Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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