just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My penis needs a shock collar
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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