What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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