My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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