Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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