I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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