just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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