you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i think my mom watched the whole time
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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