Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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