what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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