This girl is more easily done than said...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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