HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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