Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
