Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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