bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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