i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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