Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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